Of Artifice, Artificial Imbecility & Midlife Joy

It claimed my parents were Amartya and Suchitra Sen! Which only amused me till a second go on Google produced a different set of parents with the same surname, though the wrong ones again! Amartya is a distant cousin of my paternal grandfather’s I’m told, but Suchitra I haven’t the remotest ties to (unless you’re playing Six Degrees of Kevin...